April 2009
March 2009
i just had my shirt basically stolen off of my...
i told her i had nothing else to wear but due to a lack of english and pushy salesmanship she decided to just keep on pinning it. at the end i took my shirt off, put on my new condom jacket and walked out. now i pray that the office does not get too cold today, this jacket hides nothing.
tonight's dinner?
a balthazhar baguette and a 40. class out the ass people.
Obamas Paying for White House Renovations... →
this is pretty cool, obama certainly knows his PR
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Pitchfork: Kylesa: Static Tensions - 8.2 →
lucien’s sisters band got a great review from pitchfork, hopefully it brings them more success.
on loving my dry cleaner
today i got a message from my dry cleaner saying i needed to call her back, and that it was important. i woke up, shook the booze out of my system and gave her a call figuring she lost a shirt or i owed her money.
what was so important? she had a new joke to tell me. it was about the hunchback of notre dame.
i love this city.
ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust →
another reason to never kiss a hooker
I’ll trade your four lines of a Robert Frost poem for a cigarette
– Dylan
it didn’t work
on a conference call, drinking some coffee made by travis
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People take failure too seriously.
– Tadashi Yanai: Founder of Uniqlo and Japan’s richest man
Threats of castration for crimes your imagine when I miss your call
– The Antlers “Atrophy”
Let me again say: This is the best album released in 09 thus far. Better than Animal Collective and Pains of Being Pure at Heart, Wavves and the rest. Do yourself a favor and at least stream it a few times.
Download Phoenix's New Album →
I am interested to hear this
(via vneckandacardigan)