May 2009
A thought:
This blog is going to make it much harder for me to lie to my kids about how cool and good looking I was when I was younger. They will have all the evidence they need to the contray. Blast!
April 2009
In the first 10 pages of Shakespeare's Titus...
Titus has:
Dismembered the eldest son of his defeated enemy in front of all of Rome.
Killed his youngest son when he tried to bar Titus’ entry into a room. He did it without remose.
Badass
The Rider →
loscheiner:
cycling and narcissism.
wait, don’t i already follow that blog?
If you go home with somebody, and they don’t have books, don’t fuck ‘em!
– John Waters (via salmaparadise) (via topherchris)
this american life
pbj4life:
things i miss from the suburbs:
the hum and/or buzz of lawncare equipment
the slap of screen doors with poorly functioning hinges
the momentary feeling of robinson-crusoe-like-survival when eating a blade of onion grass
i would add:
lying shirtless on deck chairs that have spent the morning warming up in the sun and switching to a fresh one once they have cooled down
Do You Have Swine Flu? →
(via travisekmark)
Its just a song. it’s not like he’s telling a true story of crabs...
– a comment from this video
Sometimes, reading a book can be about one line
700 pages later and it was all worth it for that one line…
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The Long Day
simonmurray:
In the morning I ate a banana like a young ape and worked on a poem called “Nocturne.”
In the afternoon I opened the mail with a short kitchen knife, and when dusk began to fall
I took off my clothes, put on “Sweetheart of the Rodeo” and soaked in a claw-footed bathtub.
I closed my eyes and thought about the alphabet, the letters filing out of the halls of kindergarten
...
When The Cat's Away
Me: What are you doing in the office without my Dad there?
Micah: Just dicking around, spending the petty cash on hookers. The usual when he's out of town.
Smacks Cereal:
I want some.
If I ever make a porno about ancient Greece, it’s going to be called ‘Pandora’s...
– Mike Lubing (via loscheiner)
wow, that is fantastic
Work is action without purpose. I have not worked since college.
– John Sencion
FLIGHT 001 Co-Founder, My Boss
New York Still Life # 217
This morning I woke up and found myself in the following position:
In all of my clothes
My headphones in my ear but not plugged in
My lights on
A copy of Titus Andromicus next to me
A belly full of 5 hour old whiskey
Sign of a good or bad night?
Bacon Sandwich Really Does Cure a Hangover →
joelaz:
“A bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover - by boosting the level of amines which clear the head, scientists have found.” (via sharidoherty)
ryan is justified.