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pbj4life:

Congratulations, James, on a stellar performance today in the Atlanta Marathon! As you were stretching your calves on the starting line in preparation for 26.2 miles, I was stretching my waistband in preparation for a day of hoovering. I couldn’t be more proud of your momentous accomplishment, especially on our country’s national day of sloth and gluttony. I’m freaking impressed.

(That’s you in the red, right?)

via myrightbrain

thanks nicki, and yes i wore a flash costume the whole time